So i watched Juno for the first time today... i know.. im like 5 months behind the times.  Anyway, I will now be "that guy"

Its not that I hated the movie, its just that they were trying way too hard to be indie  I mean, the only way the movie could have possibly been more indie was if Juno claimed her hamburger phone was made with soy cheese and a boca patty.  I know the soundtrack that only contains artists no one has ever heard of before has been cool since Garden State, that aspect is cool cuz it lets me find new music and then pawn it off as if i discovered them first... for your information ive been listening to the moldy peaches for years... no... i havent... anyways... really i just found it funny the set designers crammed more posters than any wall could physically hold on her bedroom wall... and i found the dialogue between Jason Bateman and Juno about music to be a bit forced, something tells me Ellen Paige never listened to The Stooges and Jason Bateman never listened to Sonic Youth... that last part might not be true, but he wasnt/isnt as much of a lover as the movie portrays, which is fine, i just think the acting needed to be tuned up a bit then...

overall i actually enjoyed the movie... it made me want to have sex with Michael Cera even more knowing that he is ridiculously fertile... JK Simmons (the dad) gave me plenty of material to say to Holly to say that I love you... mainly telling her that the sun shines out of her ass.. its just when anti-cool becomes cool i just want to make fun of it more than i wanted to make fun of cool before.. which could start me on another rant... is the word cool passe yet... i just cant wait til the word neat is in again